So What's So Funny
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By Quentin Clingerman
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So What's So Funny
The English slanguage that's what's so funny Did you ever stop to think what you may be saying Honey Icing on the cake is not icing on the street Scraps from your plate are not scraps in garage heat Taps in morning wake up call are not taps in your sink Pink roses, though lovely, do not put you in the pink Thousands of provincialisms do exist These are a very few from the language grist Not grist from a mill mind you I think I'll take an aspirin, you too?
So What's So Funny(c)2008 Quentin Clingerman
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Submitted: Saturday, April 26, 2008
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About the Poet
I am a retired educator. Now 85 years of age. I live in Maryland. I am the father of three ladies and thirteen grandchildren. Four grandchildren now married. I have two great grandsons, Koi Jon and Quinn Manu and a great granddaughter,Sephira Jade.
Poems are an expression of how I think and feel. Variety in either case!
I am the founder of WordChimes.com WC originated in February, 2000.
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