Old McQue Has a Cold

(Parody on Old MacDonald with apologies to its author!)

Old McQue has a cold

oh ow, ow ee, ee, oh

And with his cold he does cough

oh ow,ow ee, ee, oh

With a sneeze, sneeze here and a sneeze, sneeze there

Everywhere a sneeze, sneeze

Oh ow, ow ee, ee, oh

Old McQue has a cold

oh ow,ow ee,  ee, oh

And with his cold he does blow

oh. ow, ow ee, ee, oh

With a kleenx here and a kleenex there

Everywhere a kleenex, kleenex

And a sneeze, sneeze here and a sneeze, sneeze there

Evereywhere a sneeze, sneeze

With a cough, cough here and a cough, cough there

Everywhere a cough, cough

OH, ow, ow ee, ee, oh

Old McQue has a cold

Oh, ow, ow ee, ee,  oh!

And with the cold he does ache

With an ache, ache here and an ache, ache there

Here an ache, there and ache

Everywhere an ache, ache

With a cough, cough here and a cough, cough there

Everywhere a cough, cough

With a sneeze, sneeze her and a sneeze, sneeze there

Everywhere a sneeze, sneeze

Old McQue has a cold

Oh, ow, ow, ee,ee, oh

OHHHHHH!

Old McQue Has a Cold(c)2009 Quentin Clingerman