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Confused, Frustrated, Flabbergasted
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By Quentin Clingerman
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Pick up the phone
Pick up a chair
Now where did I place my hair?
What, that's the phone
Where is my mind?
For it I really pine

Pick up the table
Pick up a spoon
Balance them high
Now that's a performance, indeed, Oh my!
What, that's the phone
Over the hills my mind does roam

Pick up the carpet
Do it right
Do it, do it, with all my might
Pick up October, November, December
Soon it will be April Fools, remember

Pick up the door
Pick up the doctor
Give him a pill
Seeing it makes me positively ill
Pick up this poem
It's quite a tome

Stomp on it
Chew it quick
Eat out, pick up the check
Pick up my socks and clear the deck
Pick up this poem, my friend
Quickly, quickly, this is the end

Confused, Frustrated, Flabbergasted(C)2003 Quentin Clingerman

Seeing it makes me ill

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Submitted: Saturday, November 1, 2003

Last Updated: Saturday, November 1, 2003

About the Poet
I am a retired educator. Now 85 years of age. I live in Maryland. I am the father of three ladies and thirteen grandchildren. Four grandchildren now married. I have two great grandsons, Koi Jon and Quinn Manu and a great granddaughter,Sephira Jade. Poems are an expression of how I think and feel. Variety in either case! I am the founder of WordChimes.com WC originated in February, 2000.

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