Thanksgiving Day Humour

THANKSGIVING DAY HUMOUR

• What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
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• Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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• If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age
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• Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language
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• What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers
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• What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
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• Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all
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• What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
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• How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
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• What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
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• Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
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• Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
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• What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turkey
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• What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
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• Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it
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• Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam
• What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape
• How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore

SOURCE: theydeserveit.com