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Dear Boss

From Paula Clingerman 
 Dear Boss,

 I have  enjoyed working here these past several years. You
 have  paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief.
 I  have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that
 will  pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan  that
 most people can only dream about.
 
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a
 new  position.
 
During this time I will show up for work when it  is convenient. In
 addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
 perks associated with my current  job.
 
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I
 will be back with no loss in pay or status.  Before you say anything,
 remember that you have no  choice in the matter. I can and will do
 this.
 
Sincerely,
 
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
 
Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.



 

Posted to Political by @ 8:57 am EDT

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