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Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,
But no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20"
On the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found
That his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
Gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice and I was afraid because I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

Posted to Humor by @ 8:10 am EDT

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